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Not A Salty Bitch Seasoning Blend

Not A Salty Bitch Seasoning Blend

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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Big Flavor. No Salt. Your New Obsession.

This craveable, salt-free seasoning is packed with 14 vibrant spices and herbs—delivering citrusy brightness, savory depth, warm spice, and just the right hit of mild heat in every sprinkle.

Designed by artist and culinary creative Parisa Parnian, it’s a kitchen essential for anyone who wants to add instant flavor without the hassle.

Just Say NO To Bland Food!

🔥 Flavor Profile:

Tangy lemon + sumac, garlicky umami, a gentle kick from Aleppo and paprika, and a bright herbs like oregano and a savory-sweet finish from onion, tomato, and coriander.

💅 Use It On:

  • Roasted & air-fried veggies
  • Chicken, fish, tofu, eggs
  • Popcorn, salads, soups, sauces
  • Raw fruit & veggie “dip”

📦 Details:

  • 8oz reusable glass jar with bamboo lid
  • Small-batch + made with premium ingredients
  • Salt-free | No MSG | Vegan-friendly

 

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More Information About the Spice Blend

Ingredients

ORGANIC TURMERIC, LEMON, GARLIC, ONION, TOMATO, PAPRIKA, SUMAC, ANCHO CHILE PEPPER, BLACK PEPPER, OREGANO, PARSLEY, CORIANDER, CELERY SEED, ALEPPO PEPPER

Shipping Time

We hand-craft these spice blends on a weekly basis for optimal freshness.

Please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery to your door. Sometimes will arrive sooner!

**Please message us if you want your spice blend to arrive by a certain date and we will do our best to accomodate you.

Spice Jar Dimensions

  • 8oz glass jar with bamboo screw top lid
  • Holds 125 grams (4.4oz) of spice blend
  • Jar measures: 3.5" tall x 2.9" wide